Father Time is nipping at Daddy's heels

Before you scroll down for the main attraction, please celebrate with us! Our fish is still alive and thriving! After a bout of overfeeding and bulimia (we actually saw her do you know what), we changed out Betty's tank and put her on a diet. We look forward to years of ... her. Ok, now the main event.

First, it was the gray hair. Then came the required suit and tie. Now, it's the glasses which of course round out the lawyer look. I still have 20/20 vision but the strain my eyes felt at the end of the day made it impossible to do things like watch TV or read. So now I have the help I need. Quinn took the photo of me.